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Introducing the ultimate bachelorette balloon moment — a giant 40" rose gold penis balloon, here to bless your party with some serious Big Dick Energy.
At a full 40 inches tall (yes, really), this mylar balloon is bold, shiny, and guaranteed to be the star of the selfie station. Float it with helium for that iconic “hovering over the mimosa bar” moment, or tape it to the wall for an unforgettable photo backdrop. Either way, it’s a guaranteed laugh — and maybe even a few gasps.
Made from high-shine rose gold foil and designed to float only with helium. Add it to your party bundle for the full over-the-top glam-core bachelorette vibe.
Priced at $18.50 — because funny doesn’t have to be cheap.
🔥 Trending pick for bachelorettes + birthday girls with a sense of humor.
🎁 Pair with a balloon garland to unlock free U.S. shipping on orders over $65.
Pro Tip: Stick it in a bouquet and hand it to the bride — zero regrets.
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Shipping Details
Estimated ship dimensions: 11.5 inches length x 9.0 inches width x 2.0 inches height
Estimated ship weight: 2.48 pounds
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